Day 1 –
Saturday
Early AM. I, J. Hardspear de la Azotea not sleep too
well. Woke up early. Tummy roiling with rich food, too much drink
and the effects of the laxative tea.
Weighing in at 109 kg.
I switched on my computer to get the
directions for the salt water flush I am supposed to do and to make my first
bottle of “LEMONADE”. Two teaspoons of
sea salt (I am using Himalayan rock salt) on a quart of water. I look up “quart”. FUCK…
It is nearly a litre! Made the
schtuff. Gagged on the second swallow. Added juice of half a lemon. I am sure I am not supposed to, but the lemon
juice did the trick and I managed to force it down.
No coffee… No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no
sound. Nothing to eat… well I do have a
book to read…
The “LEMONADE” does taste good.
Late PM. Friends invited us to breakfast at the Spur
(so the girls can play while the grownups eat).
I was strong. Did not eat. The hardest part was not having coffee.
I do get hungry, but I seem to miss
eating more.
1 comment:
Oh lawdy dude I am feeling your pain... and I'm not even doing this thing with you!
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