Friday 20 August 2010

Hardspear back at the gym and sick of EMINEM

I started gym again this week. This morning I attended an ‘express abs’ class. The instructor was this pretty little thing and I thought that she was really cute. By the end of the session I was of the opinion that she is actually the Witch of Endor in disguise. My abdominal muscles have become totally unresponsive since an hour after the class. What bothers me, is the fact that the same fat old Ooms who attended the gym when I left 2 years ago, are still there and they are still fat. What baffles me, is that they can outlast and outcycle all the young people in the spinning class, but they have not slimmed down at all in two years! Am I going to waste my time at the gym? I am sooo sick of EMINEM. I used to like his music, but he got so stuck on his horrible mom, dickhead (missing) dad, fucking Kim and poor, poor Haley. It is all he seems to sing about. Dude, you have the worst anger issues. Dude...Let it go... Please...

2 comments:

Tamara said...

I've never liked Eminem, I must say.

I love those ab classes - I can feel the workout for days after and I enjoy that 30min can leave me feeling smug (for having exercised) for so long. Hehehehe...

Angel's Mind said...

I liked Eminem in the beginning, but not anymore.
I'm impressed that you're going back to the gym!