Friday, 26 March 2010

My bladder vs traffic

During my 70 km commute to work every day, I spend a lot of time in traffic. If I leave at 5am, my travel time is usually about an hour. If I leave anything after 5:30, the volumes of traffic I encounter increases exponentially, my average speed decreases dramatically and I arrive at work having spent 1.5 - 2 hours in the car with a bursting bladder and a bad mood. Click on the Graph below which explains the various relationships which takes place if I leave my house at 6am instead of 5. When are they going to be finished with the infernal roadworks in Gauteng????

4 comments:

angel said...

LOL, why not go to the loo before you leave?

momcat said...

If I had to do a 70km commute to work every day, my bladder wouldn't be the only thing that would threaten to explode. My head would probably be in danger of exploding too!

Hardspear said...
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Hardspear said...

Angel - I do, honey, I do. I have a very small bladder.

Momcat. Maar verstaan jy nou?