Thursday, 18 January 2018
Tuesday, 12 March 2013
Hardspear's Gautrain Bus Ride - Born Slippy
I have not posted in foreva. I, J. Hardspear de la Azotea travel on the Gautrain everyday from Pretoria to Johannesburg.
One morning I had Born Slippy by Underworld (Trainspotting) playing on the iPod and I was looking out of the window as I was travelling through JHB CBD. The music and scenere struck me as way meta, so the next morning I filmed the trip with my Blackberry and then I slapped Born Slippy on top of it and voilla, I have my first youtube video ever!
One morning I had Born Slippy by Underworld (Trainspotting) playing on the iPod and I was looking out of the window as I was travelling through JHB CBD. The music and scenere struck me as way meta, so the next morning I filmed the trip with my Blackberry and then I slapped Born Slippy on top of it and voilla, I have my first youtube video ever!
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Hardspear Reviews Audible Book Brasyl by Ian McDonald
Complex Cyber
Punk Quantum Romp through a Multiverse Past, Present & Future Brazil.
Have you ever
eaten an exotic dish and bitten into a cardamom pod? If you have, you’ll know that it literally
explodes with mysteriously complex flavours and sexy, heady perfumes. Reading, or listening, to Brasyl by Ian
McDonald induces a much similar sense.
There are three
main threads in the book, each with a distinct time- and geographical
setting. The three threads each also
follow a different protagonist. In the
present (2006) we have Marcelina Hoffman, a rather shallow, Brazilian martial
arts arse kicking producer of trashy reality programmes for a controversial TV
Station in Rio de Janeiro. The second
protagonist, Edson Jesus Oliveira de Freitas lives in a near-futuristic (2032)
Big Brother-esque Sao Paulo. Edson goes
by a few different aliases and his pursuits, monetary and otherwise, are not
always strictly legal. Despite this,
Edson is a very likeable character. Edson
and some of the other characters in his part of the universe are near Anime-like
in appearance and conduct – slender boyish boys and girlish girls or girlish
boys and boyish girls, you know what I mean.
In 1732 the Black half-Irish Jesuit Priest Father Luis Quinn, a learned
man of strong character wades through the Amazonian rivers and rain forests,
his mission turning out quite differently from that which he first anticipated…
Cyberpunk,
biopunk, alternate history, quantum computers, travel between multiple
universes, Doppelgängers, wearable computers, mind expanding drugs are
all mixed with the wonderful and strange sights, colours, sounds & smells
of a bygone, contemporary and an imaginary yet to come Brazil as the three
threads starts intersecting. Myth, fact,
religion, sexuality - this is modern speculative fiction at its best!
This is the first
Audible Book I, J. Hardspear de la Azotea, listened to where the voice actor is
British. For us non-British English
speakers from South Africa, North America, Australia & New Zealand there is
a certain charm to British English.
Nigel Pilkington’s narration lends integrity to both the text and
characters. I looked up his profile on
the web and found that he was born in Lancashire. One can hear the Northern England influence
in his accent, but it is not too strong and I had no difficulty following the
narration. He does however use different
accents for different characters and for the different strands in the
book. (It is very quaint the way he – as
Edson - drops t’s, elongates vowels and puts k’s after words ending in –ng.) Mr. Pilkington reads Brasyl with flair and
fluency, his voice matching the said sights, colours, sounds & smells of
the prose word for word.
The only reason why I gave ‘Overall Experience’ 4 instead of
5, is: I gather in the printed form of
this book there is additional content which include a glossary with Brazilian
Portuguese slang and other unfamiliar words & terms. It also includes a playlist, suggested
reading etc. Audible should find a way to
make this available to anyone who purchases this recording.
Tuesday, 12 June 2012
Hardspear reviews Redshirts by John Scalzi (Audible Version)
Dr. McCoy Disproven
As to the genre… I, J.
Hardspear de la Azotea don’t “get” the whole science fiction slash satire or
fantasy slash satire thing. Or usually I
don’t. I don’t “get” Douglas Adams. I don’t “get” Terry Pratchet. Howevurrr…
Redshirts by John Scalzi is different.
It is meta. Maybe meta is
different from satire. As I started to
listen to the Audible version of Redshirts, I thought, “Oh no. Here we go again”. Before long though, I became totally enmeshed
in a geek get-off sort of way. It is
impossible not to if you have any affinity for Star Trek.
As to the plot… “In this galaxy there’s a mathematical
probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in the universe, three
million million galaxies like
this. And in all that, and perhaps more...only one of each of us”. -Dr. McCoy, Star Trek, “Balance of Terror”.
Well…
not according to John Scalzi! According
to John Scalzi, in some weird alternative time-line there CAN be more than one
of us. Just ask Ensign Andy Dahl and his
other low ranking, red-shirted compatriots.
The Three Codas… Towards the
end, the cadence of the book changes from a fast paced and funny warp 9 to a
slower, thoughtful, thrusters only velocity.
As I liked things nicely wrapped up, I would not have minded six or even
more codas.
The narrative and the narration…
Wil Wheaton reads with élan and gusto and excitement. The last coda he reads with emotion and
compassion. Many of the Audible reviews
comment on the distraction of the overuse of character perspective
indication. It’s complicated… How do I
explain. In the narration there are
conversations between characters where the sentences are short and all of them
end in “he said, she said” or “Dahl said, Duval said. This is especially rampant at the start of
the book, but grows less. I have not
seen the complaint in reviews of people who read the book as opposed to
listened to it. Maybe the book is
written to read like the script of a TV episode, I don’t know. I just thought it added to the book’s overall
quirkiness.
As to quality, yes it is worth to
use your monthly free credit. As to length,
it was a bit short. I usually try to get
more minutes for my money. (Remember, my
monthly Audible subscription costs 130 South African Rands)
Wednesday, 6 June 2012
Hardspear Reviews the Audible version of Reamde by Neal Stephenson
Listen to Me, Read Me, Reamde.
On the topic of fiction novels where a large part of a book
is set within a computer game, Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and Reamde by
Neal Stephenson come to mind readily. As
opposed to the (near) futuristic dystopia in which Ready Player One is set, the
backdrop to Reamde is a very realistic present. The lion’s share of Ready
Player One takes place within the virtual reality of a computer quest-like
game. In Reamde, the percentage of the
story that takes place within the World-of-Warcraft-like game called T’Rain is
significantly smaller. From here the
differences between the two books just grows wider. In the end, it is greatly unfair to even try
to compare the two books.
It is difficult for me, J. Hardspear de la Azotea to pen
down just how much I enjoyed the Audible audiobook version of Reamde. It may just be the most entertaining and
gratifying Techno-Thriller I have ever read/listened to. As this is the first book by Mr. Stephenson I
have had the pleasure to consume, I can only really comment on this book as it
is, having no reference in terms of his other books.
Despite being classified as a Techno-Thriller, the narration
is unbelievably funny at times. There is
one scene involving the Fantasy writers of the background to T’Rain referred to
the ‘Apostropocalypse’ which had me crying with laughter.
The book is also about girl-power. Zula Forthrast is one of the most
quick-witted protagonists one can hope to encounter in a book. The supporting characters of Olivia
Halifax-Lin and Xian Yuxia positively delights.
The male characters, more specifically the “good guys”
(sometimes the lines between good guys & bad guys gets a bit blurry,
especially in the case of Solokov) are easy to relate to, with all their
heroism and all of their fallibilities.
The book is long, VERY detailed and yet very
fast-paced. I listened to it on the
plane, in the car, in bed before I go to sleep, first thing when I woke up,
whilst I washed dishes etc, etc.
The matter of fact tone of the narration by Malcolm
Hillgartner suits the story fantastically.
His accents runs from good (British) to bad (Scottish) but it is much
better than I can do and still gets 100% for effort.
Monday, 16 April 2012
The Hunger Games Movie
As the other me said in a facebook update, I, J. Hardspear
de la Azotea have had neither the benefit nor the drawback of having read the
book ‘The Hunger Games’ therefor I went into the cinema not knowing what to
expect. I asked my Heavy Number Two
(brother-in-law 2) to accompany me and off we went.
I was totally blown away!!!
I have not enjoyed a movie this much in a very long time. I quickly picked up on the Greek Mythology
theme of the story of Theseus, the Labyrinth and Ariadne’s Thread. From the desperation of the people in the
districts to the decadence of the citizens and rulers of the Capitol hegemony
and eventually to the events in the Arena, the movie is one big visual
stimulating experience. I wanna see it
again.
Effie Trinket & Katniss
I also cannot wait to get hold of the books. I cannot understand why I have not yet read
it, but will remedy this omission promptly.
(Maybe in my mind I was expecting something similar to the Twilight
Saga, which I cannot stand. I have said
before – the whole teenage-angst-and-vampire theme does not work for me.)
Friday, 13 April 2012
Hardspear's Master Cleanse: Day 7 - Friday
I, J. Hardspear de la Azotea, am proud
to declare that I have lasted 6 days on the Master Cleanse (Lemonade Diet). I did aim for 10 days, but alas, for someone
who thinks food, have a passion for cooking, who reads recipe- and cookbooks
for leisure, who lives for and dreams of the next culinary success, to NOT eat
for 6 days is a major fait accompli. I also did stop smoking in the process.
So what happened? It was late afternoon on Day 6 and I sat in an
important meeting in which our team was discussing an important deadline for
Monday. I was feeling very low on energy
and my concentration was totally shot. All
I heard was blah, blah, blah – Hardspear needs to blah, blah, blah and
Hardspear has agreed to blah, blah, blah before close of business. It was someone’s going away function earlier
the day and there was some snacks left in our open plan office. I got up in the middle of the meeting, walked
out of the boardroom, went to the office ate a LITTLE of the snacks, drank a
cup of coffee and re-joined the meeting.
I surreptitiously ascertained what the blah, blah, blah was and started
executing on the blah, blah, blah. I
simply cannot afford not to have all my wits in one place from now till Monday.
In the evening I had a bowl of the
lovely vegetable soup which I made earlier in the week. Delicious.
I could feel the goodness seeping into every molecule of my body. I also had a cup of yoghurt and a gut-flora
tablet to re-establish and start re-populate all the good bacteria necessary
for a healthy digestive system.
I walk away from this:
·
Feeling lighter
·
Feeling happier
·
Having lost 5
kilos
·
Tummy shrunk
noticeably
·
Clothes fit
looser
·
Stopped Smoking
·
Determined to
continue henceforth eating healthier and smaller portions
·
Determined to
start exercising.
So what to do with the left over Maple
Syrup? Well, I am already devising a
recipe for Caramel Pecan Cupcakes with Maple Syrup, Mascarpone & Pistachio
Icing.
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Hardspear's Master Cleanse: Day 6 - Thursday
I, J. Hardspear de la Azotea nearly
went mad last night. I craved food so
bad, I nearly lost it. In the end I had
to make a choice… Either I quit, or I
try some workaround to preserve my sanity.
I decided on the workaround. I
put a teaspoon of Bovril into a cup of hot water and drank the resulting lovely
salty and savoury broth. Immediately the
Giant Pizzas stopped floating in front of my eyes. I am not happy that I ‘cheated’ but I still
feel good that I haven’t quit… After
today, only four more days… Then two days to ‘come off’ of the diet and then I
am getting myself a gourmet pizza from Piza e Vino or Doppio Zero!
My concentration is all over the place – I have not taken Ritalin in 6 days. Of course this does not bother me, but I can see I get to my colleagues a bit… Luckily they think I am wonky because of the diet.
Oh… before I forget… Day 6 – Weighing in at 105.
My concentration is all over the place – I have not taken Ritalin in 6 days. Of course this does not bother me, but I can see I get to my colleagues a bit… Luckily they think I am wonky because of the diet.
Oh… before I forget… Day 6 – Weighing in at 105.
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